So I finally thought of something to write here. I'm sure a lot of people have heard the following proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
And as we all know, time is money.
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = Money 2
And because money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil 1/2
Therefore:
Girls = (Evil 1/2)2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
Well I want to prove that money is imaginary.
We know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil 1/2
And I doubt anyone would disagree that evil is negative:
Evil < 0
We know that the square root of a negative number is imaginary:
(-1)1/2 = i
And so money is imaginary:
Money = i * ( | Evil | )1/2
Discussion
you rock!!!
Thanks Josh, now I have some real proof
God! What a conclusion! Maybe I should use it in my political economy studies...
That's my boy, I taught him everything I know, except PHP for which I am the student!
Money is imaginary, but fortunately girls are still real (albeit evil).
umm sq_root(-25) would be -(excp+1) -5 ha ha the opposite of neg. 5 with a 1 number exception, sorry, just a little joke ha i think this is hilarious
This of course also proves that time is imaginary, since time=money. But we all know that our perception of time is merely an arbitrary division of a fluid nonentity.
That is a very good point Bruce. That never even crossed my mind.