I was having a conversation with my friend the other day when he suggested that the best thing about getting married was merging the two DVD collections. This was funny by itself, until my other friend gave his counter-argument of the other obvious benefits of being married. I won't give you the exact words, because it would make it less funny for me, and I believe it will be more humorous to you if you just imagine what he said.

Anyway, the conversation didn't end here. Then I said something about my DVD collection, and he said that it may be the reason I am single, because everyone knows that women are just looking for a guy with all the right DVDs. I thought about arguing against this, but then I realized the DVD collection is a perfect scapegoat for singleness. Just blame it on the DVD collection, not your other inadequacies. So for all the single people out there, its not your fault, its your DVD collection's.